I had my annual examine today. You know, THE EXAMINE, to make sure everything is healthy down there..... It got me to thinking: Why don't guys have to go through the humiliating torture that we have to go through yearly? They poke and scrape and feel and... Look. There's nothing worse than the moment when they tell you to "relax and let your knees fall out to the side". URGH! Then, as if this wasn't bad enough, you have to talk to your doctor about your sexual life: How many partners, any problems, when was the last time, how was it.... Then they write it down in your file... FOREVER! Why don't guys have to disclose how many sexual partners they've had and how it was. Why don't they have to be probed and looked at through their holes? It's not fair, I tell ya.