Pimp for Prez

I HATE Dennis Kucinich. So if you are a fan, stop reading. If not, hear my rant:The little elf from the Land of Cleve has decided he will run for President...again. He is such a JOKE! A real, "kick him while he's down", sort of politician. He never recognizes the problems, but is always there to throw his two cents in...When the 6 o'clock news cameras are there. He never really fixes anything, instead he tip-toes away and hopes people will forget about it. He is a joke to the city and as a now candidate. Along with his great ways, he is one of those creepy guys who has married a girl young enough to be his daughter. And a Brit, none the less. Won't that be cute - a British First Lady? So when she is constantly mistaken as his daughter, she'll have to tell people that she is his wife and not even American. Nice. So, just after he got re-elected (why people), he will using his time for his own personal gain. He will now be missing important votes in D.C. and ignoring the issues of the people so he can have another whack at the presidency. The problems of this city aren't important enough for him to devote his time to anymore, he must now conquer the White House. his time will now be consumed with fancy fundraisers, wasting money on promo advertisements and schmoozing with the other wonderful high pollutants Democrats (he actually said that Clinton was one of his heroes - YIKES). Thank you "son of Cleveland" for helping us through these troubled times. You have shown, once again, where your 4'11 body stands. Hooray.