Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

So, Dustin Diamond, aka Screech, is begging people to help him save his house. Here's my question, besides his nice lump of money from 'Saved By the Bell', his brother is Mike D. from the Beastie Boys. If they were to put that together, shouldn't he be more than fine?!?!

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